The story of my entry into this fandom is a classic example
of the fannish phenomenon known as pimping. On my first lost weekend
among fellow slashers, I was exposed to many new shiny toys, including
The O.C., Stargate: Atlantis, Numb3rs, The Invisible
Man and Homicide. Though I can honestly say I enjoyed
all of the above, I had no real urge to write any of them until
I ventured into the
Sheppard/McKay fanfiction, and then I
was swiftly co-opted. The snarky vibe
between the two of them - along with the fact
they seem to get horizontal at the drop of a hat
- is difficult to resist, and so I decided to save
myself the pain and didn't even try. And it's
going to be fun to get back into a fandom where the
canon is still in the process of being written.
Note: I have recorded audio versions (podcasts
and audiobooks) of several of my fics, hosted at
jinjurly and
now at my podfic site.
Short Stories
All stories are Sheppard/McKay unless otherwise
specified.
Relaxation
Written for SGA Flashfiction.
John
discovers a new way to relax. NC-17. Podcast
version at my
podfic site.
The Other Half of the Equation
A few months ago, he’d never have considered
that "death without honour" would ever
be on a par with "death from soul-sucking
alien." NC-17.
Semi-Sweet
John's hands + chocolate. Need I
say more? PG-13.
Habituation
Late one night, Rodney contemplates the
quantum mechanics of John Sheppard. PG-13.
Points of
Reference
John loved hanging out at the geek parties.
PG-13.
Wallflower
What annoyed Rodney more than anything
was that it was beginning to look like he’d
saved Atlantis so that it could provide shelter
for ladies’ poker and Monday night football. PG-13.
Podcast version at my podfic site.
The
Theory of John
He's this close to getting the man a t-shirt
that says I Kill Brain Cells.
R.
Second Time
Rodney knew everything was going to hell
when they started playing the Duran Duran music.
Written for SGA Flashfiction.
NC-17.
Ring In The New
“I feel awfully good,” Rodney
said. “Awfully, awfully good.”
NC-17.
Kind Of Blue
Aliens didn't make them do it.
But. R. Podcast version at my podfic site.
Mating Season
John, Rodney and the psychoanalysis
of Bambi. R.
Identification
Parrish has something to give Major Lorne.
NC-17. (Includes ac- companying
artwork by melagan)
Four Kisses
That Didn't Happen, And One That Did
Written for Pearl's 5 Kisses meme. Rodney
knows it’s gone too far when his fantasies turn
to kissing. R. Podcast version at my podfic site.
Look! The amazing Eris has translated
"Four Kisses" into Dutch! Read it here:
Vier
kussen die niet gebeurd zijn, en een
die wel is gebeurd
Competitive
Spirit
John takes a little longer to get it. PG-13. Podcast
version at my
podfic site.
Last of
the Magicians
Newton had it all wrong. PG.
Intensity
A short snippet written for Kitestringer. R.
R and R
John, Rodney and one morning in Barbados. NC-17.
Permission
Elizabeth
gives herself permission (Weir/Caldwell). PG-13.
Feast Day
Rodney doesn't
recognize it at first. R. Podcast version at
my podfic site.
Driver's
Ed
Written for
the highwaymiles comm on LJ. John, Rodney, puddlejumper
sex. NC-17.
Contact
Points
So much for
insulation. R.
Observation
Rodney's been
watching. NC-17.
Guy Stuff
Rodney's not
jealous. NC-17. Warning: spoilers
for Season 3.
Dark Desire
It's pretty dark.
PG-13.
Good Luck Charm
How did they all
get those nifty new t-shirts? NC-17. Podcast version
at my podfic site.
Pillow Talk
A short post-ep tag
for McKay and Mrs. Miller. NC-17.
Casual Easy
Thing
John contemplates
the possibilities. R.
Alter Ego
Rodney in a goatee. 'Nuff
said. NC-17.
Borrowed Time
A sequel to Alter Ego. NC-17.
Also my 50th SGA story. Gawd.
And To
All A Good Night
John and Rodney suck at Christmas.
NC-17.
Over the Hill
John and the Forty Flamingos of
Doom. PG-13.
Falling
If anyone’s youth had prepared him to live in constant
peril inside a magical city at the heart of another galaxy,
it was his. Zelenka/Lorne. NC-17.
Payback
John's never done it before. NC-17.
Romance
on the High Seas
Christ, he was now officially the worst boyfriend ever.
NC-17.
Stand-In
He wasn’t an expert on the symptoms
of mental illness, but he was fairly sure these were the
first signs that there was a screw loose somewhere. NC-17. Podcast
version at my
podfic site.
Touch
It was the supreme irony that it was
the touch of a Wraith that had John so keyed up now. NC-17.
Thaw
At the best of times, Rodney was never in the mood to deal
with plumbing. NC-17.
Stage
Fright
Written for the GPFG community
on LJ. David Parrish is a reluctant porn star; lucky thing
Evan Lorne is willing to help. NC-17.
Exhibition
Rodney discovers a new spectator sport. NC-17.
Version 2.0
Written for Mav. Rodney's back to his old self, but not everything
is back to normal. Rodney/Ronon, PG-13.
Running Mate
John introduces Rodney to a new sport, and Rodney introduces John to something else. NC-17.
A Hard
Risin' Morning Without Breakfast
Rodney wakes to a pleasant surprise. But no muffins. NC-17.
How
I Spent My Summer Vacation, by Dr. Rodney McKay
He wasn’t sure exactly when he’d plunged over the edge of the
Niagara Falls that was John Sheppard’s goofy charm, but plunge he
had. NC-17.
Clear Blue Skies
There might not be any marshmallows or drinks with umbrellas,
but this was already turning out to be one of John's favorite vacations.
NC-17.
Two Men and
a Baby
Co-authored with tx_tart. "Oh, really, it's a great honor, a
great, great honor, but you have to understand, I'm a very busy man
back home, and I really don't have time to..." NC-17.
Fashion Victim
It's canon! No, it's an AU! It's a canoe! Oh, hell, just read it!
NC-17.
In Your Dreams
Rodney's dreams take a turn for the better. NC-17, spoilers for
4x04, "Doppelganger".
Tree of Life
Written for Aerly and the Sweet Charity auction. Lorne/Parrish.
Everybody wants to save the galaxy. 12 000 words, NC-17. PDF
version here.
Not
In the Job Description
John realized he was staring about a second and a half too late,
and suddenly got really interested in his belt buckle. Crack , PG-13.
Drinking Game
"So I figure the thing we need to do is get drunk,"
Rodney said. PG-13. Spoilers up to Outcast.
Just
Like Schrödinger's Cat
The act of observation changes the outcome. NC-17.
Postcards
from the Id
“What, I don't even get any cats this time?”
Rodney yelled. PG-13.
Get You Back
Written for thegrrrl's birthday. Post-Trio. NC-17.
Superpower
No. 16
This pose, though, was ridiculous, even for Sheppard. NC-17.
Tell It Like It Is
Rodney slumped against him. "I can't have sex in my sister's house,"
he blurted. NC-17.
Getting
To Know You
-
A series to complement Season 2 of Stargate:
Atlantis -
The following pieces form a
set of linked stories that follow the timeline of the second
season. The overall rating of the series is NC-17,
though individual parts may carry a lower rating.
We'll
Meet Again (Siege III)
The Space Between (The Intruder)
Sacrifice
(Runner)
Regression
(Duet)
Basic Black
(Condemned)
Chain Reaction
(Trinity)
Becoming (Instinct)
Evolution (Conversion)
Reciprocity
(Aurora)
Disconnect
(Lost
Boys/The Hive)
Down Time
(Epiphany)
Perimeter
(Critical
Mass)
Crush Depth (Grace Under Pressure)
Parting Is
Such (The Tower)
Least Resistance
(The Long
Goodbye)
Balancing
Acts (Coup d'État)
Noble Savage (Michael)
Smoke and
Mirrors
(Inferno)
Some Sunny Day
(Allies)
You
can also download a PDF version of the entire series
here
(c. 440 K).